Quote I love to say

Don't make promise when you are in JOY . Don't reply when you are SAD.Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY. Think twice, Act wise. BE happy.

Resignation Letter

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".

I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS".

Hands still trembling, the Boss read:

PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.

My respect and Best Regards to you!

Software Nuvvu Naaku Nachchav

దేవుడా
చెప్పుకోవడానికి JOB ఇచ్చావ్
చూపించటానికి ID CARD ఇచ్చావ్
Free గా ICICI ACCOUNT ఇచ్చావ్
Every month SALARY ఇచ్చావ్

దేవుడా ,
కూర్చోవటానికి KURCHI ఇచ్చావ్,
ఉండటానికి CUBICLE ఇచ్చావ్,
Mails check చేయటానికి SYSTEM ఇచ్చావ్,
Chatting కి COMMUNICATOR ఇచ్చావ్,

దేవుడా ,
ఖాళిగా ఉంటే CCD ఇచ్చావ్,
Time pass కోసం TERMINAL ఇచ్చావ్,
Lunch కోసం LOTUS ఇచ్చావ్,
Punch కోసం BEACH కూడా ఇచ్చావ్,

కాని ,,,
ఎందుకు నన్ను BENCH మీద ఉంచావ్,
అందుకే నువ్వు నాకు నచ్చావ్ …
నచ్చావ్ …. నచ్చావ్ .. అంతే

give me a break(Relation ship)

Relationships--of all kinds--are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.

give me a break (Software Pokiri)

CONCEPT:::If we assume POKIRI as SOFTWARE ENGINEER......

SCENE 1:
Mana Banda Pokiri Internet center lo Software Companies ki Resume upload chestunnadu.

Intalo A-Z software company Team Leader vachi..........ika chadavandi.........

Team Leader: ఇక్కడ బండ గాడు ఎవడ్రా ?

Banda : ఎవ్వడు ENTER
కొడి Programme Compile చెయ్యకుండా కూడా RUN అవ్వుతుందో వాడే "బండ"

(ఇంతలోకి Project leader CALL LETTER చూపించి కాలర్ పట్టుకుని "చల్ చల్ భే !" )

SCENE 2:

INTERVIEW WITH BOSS
Boss : మా కోసం పని చేస్తావా ?
Banda :నేను ఎవ్వడి
కింద పని చెయ్యను , నాదంతా కాంట్రాక్టు పద్దతి...పని ఏంటో చెప్పు
! నీకెంత? ... నాకెంత ?

Boss : ఇంతక ముందు లాగా కాదు ! client అంటే
భయం వుండకూడదు !
Banda :నీకు వాళ్ళంటే భయం , అందుకే వాళ్ళ పేరు
చెబుతున్నావ్

Boss : అంతే కాదు JOB guarantee గురించి భయం వుండకూడదు.

(project leader ని point outచేసి ) వీడు ఎవడు ?

Boss : PL మన Project Leader.

Banda: (PL ని ఒక్కటి పీకి ) మీ కంపెనీ కి వచ్చి మీ PL ని
కొట్టా .నన్ను ఈ Project లో నుంచి తీసి వెయ్యటం చాలా ఈజీ .....
నాకు job guarantee గురించి భయం లేదు అని చెప్పటానికి ఈ పని చేశా !
వీడినే ఎందుకు కొట్టాను అంటే , ఇందాక నన్ను కొంచెం wrong గా
handle చేసాడు.. call letter చూపించి experience వుందా అని అడిగాడు (PL తో) ఇంకెప్పుడు
అలా అడక్కే !!

SCENE 3:
(Boss బండ కి LAPTOP ఇచ్చాడు ,
వెంటనే బండ ON చేసి ENTER కొట్టాడు, Programme Run aiendi )

Boss : LAPTOP బాగా
అలవాటా ! ENTER KEY వెతుక్కోకుండా కొట్టావ్ !!Banda :HARDWARE షాప్ లు చూడలేదా ఏంటి?
(మన బండ ఇంతక ముందు hardware shops లో రిపేర్ laptop లు
తుడిచే వాడు)Boss :వీడికి కొంచెం KEYBOARD knowledge ఎక్కువ లా వుంది ! WORD documents రాయించాలి
(Tech Docs,TDs,CDs etc.)
LADY HR: మనకి కావలిసింది కూడా అదే

Happy Holi

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi !!!

Two gr8 actors r no more

my condolence to them

give me a break (True Friend)

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Good Mornin......(Photo courtesy by miss pandu)

No sound in this world can be
louder than silence
&
if someone can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words!
Have a nice day!!!!

give me a break(3 = 2)

Ramanujam's proof!!.... Can u find any flaws?? Can U Prove 3=2 ??
This seems to be an anomaly or whatever u call in mathematics. It seems, Ramanujam found it but never disclosed it during his life time and that it has been found from his diary.
See this illustration:
-6 = -6 9-15 = 4-10 adding 25/4 to both sides: 9-15+(25/4) = 4-10+(25/4 )
Changing the order 9+(25/4)-15 = 4+(25/4)-10 (this is just like : a square + b square - two a b = (a-b)square.)
Here a = 3, b=5/2 for L.H.S and a =2, b=5/2 for R.H.S.
So it can be expressed as follows: (3-5/2)(3-5/2) = (2-5/2)(2-5/2)
Taking positive square root on both sides:
3 - 5/2 = 2 - 5/2
3 = 2 ????????

Gud Mornin my Dear Friends.......

Gud Mornin my dear friends...how r all of uu..how was ur weekend..from sat on wards i took a decision to go away from everyone i know....top 3 reasons....

1.People dont believe wat u say..wat's the use of being truth to them...

2.Getin new friends makes them forget old friends....old friends become pain to them ..because new friends have more to say and they praise u for everyting u say..give u names give u everything(actually i say it to flirting people..i hate to say this word..)anyways even if old friend tries to explain they dont understand....

3.Social networkin is changin my mind set i am losin my cool...i am getin ego probs...i am not myself...i dont know the perticular reason ..but friends r changin a lot which i am not able to adapt....my best friends is aginst me ..she does not believe me...so i dont have a good reason to chat with anyone so left evrythin for a while...Please dont misunderstand me....i will keep on blogin ...may reply to mails i recieve from anyone....tc have a nice day...

just for fun

A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. "
look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see
millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

" ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE "

give me a break(The 4-year holiday called engineering)

20 things common to all engg colleges:
1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy whobenefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.
2). Rules are made to be broken.
3). Promises are made to be broken.
4). Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
5).Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.
6).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.
7).The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e)
8).The watchmen are the people most bribed.
9).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of sycophancy here).
10).The principal is the person most abused and insulted(behind the back i.e)
11).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the idea of dropping subjects plzz).
12).There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper 'english'.
13). Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.
14).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the 'chit' in which the words can be understood only by the person who wrote them(in most of thecases i.e)
15).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen,the 'free' periods or for completing the records,assignments.
16).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college' feeling.
17).The third years are the ones with the 'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long.but the fun still continues ..
18).The fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling each other`s legs,the bday parties,the bday bums et al which they enjoyed so much till now.All they want is a goodplacement and a '1st-class' tag attached to their memo. 19).The first three years are spent in cursing the college,the people there,the system et al. 20).But towards the end of the fourth year ,people tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years.Now the verysystem they disliked,the very canteen they cursed,the time that they spentthere,the bday bums they suffered..all these seem like heaven to them.

Happy Birthday Kumar

Happy Birthday my dear friend have a gr8 day ...

People pls wish him here...

People I m ill :(

my friends i am ill from past week but i am postin the topics so not to disappoint u...but people stoped carin me ...stoped askin how i am ...they stoped takin to me as before...i am really ill because of the thought being alone then havin some fever...

give me a break(The Best message by Kalam)

give me a break(call me)

Happy Women's Day

A women

Women is Mother...

Women is sister...

Women is Gran maa...

women is Friend....

Women is Family...

Women is Nation...

Women is World....

Women is Power of univers...

Univers Also Power of women...

Women is not only Women...

A women is Homeable gods...

A women is Loveable goodes...With goodness... HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY...

give me a break (that's life)

God created the donkey

and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"God granted his wish.

God created the dog

and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish.

God created the monkey

and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." God granted his wish.

Finally God created man ...

and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years." Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused." God granted man's wish

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man , marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. That's Life. Is'nt it ??????????

give me a break(the never seen pics )

Ghandhiji Addressing people

Nehru and Gandhi at AICC meeting, July 1946

Mountbatten arrives at Delhi airport; received by Nehru and Liaquat Ali. March 25, 1947

Aug. 15, 1947: Mountbatten swears Nehru in as Prime Minister of India

The dead - Punjab, 1947

TRAIN TO PAKISTAN; India 1947. Trains packed with refugees - Hindus and Sikhs headed for India, and Muslims headed for Pakistan - were convenient targets for gangs of killers on both sides of the border. Inadequately protected 'Refugee Specials' were typically stopped, and the occupants butchered, several times in the course of the journey.

A Library being divided at the time of partition. Heart trembles to see this sight and it is tough to imagine the state of the nation at the moment when people needed to hold hands.

1948: The news of Gandhi's assassination hits the streets. A stunned crowd gathers in Calcutta.

1948: Crowds in New Delhi wait for a glimpse of Gandhi's funeral procession.

1971: Indira Gandhi reviews the troops, in the context of militaryand diplomatic preparations for the Bangladesh War.

All Viewers and bloggers Wish u a Happy Sivaratri (మహా శివరాత్రి శుభాకంక్షలు )

All people wish u all a Happy Maha Sivaratri

(మహా శివరాత్రి శుభాకంక్షలు)

Maha Shivratri or Maha Sivaratri or Shivaratri or Sivaratri (Night of Shiva) is a Hindu festival celebrated every year on the 13th night/14th day in the Krishna Paksha of the month Maagha (as per Shalivahana) or Phalguna (as per Vikrama) in the Hindu Calendar. The most significant practices on this day are offerings of Bael (Bilva) leaves to the Lord Shiva, fasting and all night long vigil. In North India and Nepal many people consume bhang lassi, which they believe is lord Shiva's favorite drink.

give me a break (2 Votes against my blog...)

Hahahaha people ...i was taken ill for one day and wen i retured bac and opened my blog i saw 3 votes sayin they dint like moi blog ...one of the vote was done by my friend as she told me she wanted to tease me by that...the other votes ..i know the people..but dont want to give names..i know they have grudge on me ...anyways its thier wish to like it or not..but there is a tit for tat in here ..they had actually come all the way to my blog to put these votes ..wat a pity for u people ..hahahah...anyways i am happy that 2 people wont make a big diff to me ...as 57 liked it...and one more thing by putin u r votes u have increased my willing ness to post more topics into my blog so u people come visit and put a not likin vote for mee... u cant just come and put a vote nd go ..i dont get frustrated with these silly things as i know ..how people like me and y blog ...cheers to u i will make my blog more rockin from this day onwards.....

Yo...Hemanth.Potluri

Some Funny Teasers to Tease ur Brain

X is impossible 4 god. X is above god. X gives more pain than love. If we eat X we wil die. It is a 7 letter word. Wat is X ?

Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"

If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Put the answers as comments if u really can ans them... :p

Give me a Break (Smile)

I dint write this on my own but i thought its worth postin ....

Once there were 2 men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed each afternoon to remove the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs and so on.
Every afternoon the man sitting beside the window, passes the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
As the man by the window describing all the happenning in detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the scene.
Days and weeks passed.
One morning, nurse saw the man beside the window , who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as they moved the dead body, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He slowly turned to look out the window beside the bed.
It faced a blank wall.
The man asked the nurse, how did his roommate described such wonderful things from the blank wall.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

MORAL:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy. Smile a lot. It costs nothing. Keep smiling. Make others happy.