Gud mornin

Give me a break (9 things i hate....)

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.




3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?



5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

FareWell To Jane McGrath

Hi guys i am very sad to say JaneMcgrath Wife of McGrath passed away ....i am dedicating the total post for her

may ur soul rest in peace....ur now child of god.......good byeee...

give me a break (.......bac......)

Hi guys i am bac.....yest was little busy with some work.....and i have created some unique logo's for my self here
It took me 3 hrs to design them ...but i want u guys to rate which one is good....


I read a article abt love just wanted to post it over here....

I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love.

" This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.

This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love ... They try to posses it, they demand, they expect ... And just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you. For love is meant to be free,

You can not change its nature.

If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.

Give and don't expect.

Advise, but don't order.

Ask, but never demand.

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice.

It is the secret to true love.To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring."

Passing thought ... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away.

Hacked......

Hello guys i am bac.....i was literally hacked...all my templates and page elements wer all delted and i was fortune enough to hack bac and get it before he/she delted my total blog..


and beleive me its the second experiance i got in this year ...because some time bac i was attacked by some hacker (dont do it again)..but by this i came to know to change my password very regulary and not to forget it....


since i was attacked by one of the hacker wated to give some tips to u .....


1.wenever u go to a social network never use ur original id...
2.dont use emails in internet center becase there r softwares which record key strokes of key board.....
3.never disclose ur email id in public..
4.never ever use the remember user option.....
5.lat but least never hack other's account heheeh ......


lol everthing happens for a reason i believe it....gods gr8 ..have fun...urs hemu....

hiiii

hi i am extremely srry some one hacked into the netword and got my id password and changed everything ..pls be patiet i am restoring the lost data and the template i have been using for long.....

Thnks........

Thanks for ur support to this lonely frnd Jessica and Isiqia and preethi..i am writing a post which takes some time ...like 24hrs to get the idea out soo have to wait for it..... till then one of my fav poem for u guys....



I am srry i am modifying the post i thnk sowmya also who had sent me a get well soon mail..thk u soo much sow.....lots of love ...urs hemu....
You're...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years!

Srry.....

I am not feeling fine today soo srry could not post anything so dont mind :) i will post it tmmmr..

give me a break(............................)

PLS read the following post completely ......dont skip it becase it is to elongated.........

In the wake of two shocking incidents that took place in Bangalore and Hyderabad, couples committing suicide because of extra-marital affairs with their colleagues, I just thought of writing a small article on how to avoid such incidents. This is really a serious matter and if not dealt on at an early stage could lead to such incidents in our personal life too Never-the-less I feel it's worth knowing such things and if possible every individual can make a conscious effort to more or less follow the same.

Some people don't take advice but taking good advice may do you no harm. Thos who are not married this is the best article as before starting a new relationship if you are ready for it, will only help you to lead a happy life.

Read on.. We spend 40/45/50/60 hours a week with our colleagues. This is the most we spend with any members of our family. So it's obvious they are an integral part of our life. Good, understood. But an important point to remember is colleagues are colleagues and not friends and if you think they are friends then you are highly mistaken. Imagine working together for 9 hours a day together and then returning home and continuing to talk with your colleague on phone. This is what happened with that Infosys guy who could not stand this behavior of his wife and killed her and committed suicide. Which husband would like his wife talking on phone with her colleague and that too male counterpart? Or which wife will like her husband doing the same? Just keep yourself in that situation and see. Anger will creep in within you.

So whatever gossip or topic you want to discuss with your colleagues do it during office hours and once you are out of office forget about your work and your colleagues unless it's official matter.

Just check this unnecessary talk A guy and her colleague walking out of office at 6.30p.m. At 7.30 or 8.00 the guy calls that female, Guy: Hi, how are you? Where have you reached? (Don't you know how she is and where she must be at this time) Lady: I am fine. Reached home. Guy: What are you cooking today? Lady: So and so (Now here the lady knows that the guy has called to flirt with her and the call is unnecessary. It's the duty of the female to say something to avoid that guy. If she doesn't at this stage then this call will be going for another 30-45 mins and questions like 'When will you be taking bath? What time you will sleep? What will you bring for me for breakfast for tomorrow will creep in?' and imagine the state of the family members of that lady at this point. They expect the lady to come and talk with them for sometime but here this lady is enjoying a talk with the guy with whom she has been working since morning. No wonder such people will have a horrendous married life.

A simple thing to think about. Say you are not married. You go to office and come back say at 6.00 in the evening. You have so much of time left. Can't you read some books and increase your knowledge rather than spending one-two hours on mobile. Girls can start experimenting with new dishes. Main thing to understand is such gossiping on calls becomes on habit and bad habits die-hard. You will be addicted to talking and this can be bad as time goes on. One you start working you have to come out of college life. In college you could enjoy, flirt, do anything you wanted. But this is real life. Be responsible or else you will be responsible for your terrible life and the life if your husband/wife. Any person no matter who he/she is would never like his/her wife/husband having such relationship with her/his colleagues.

Last year 90% of divorce happened because of Extra-Marital Affairs and in that 80% because of relationships with colleagues. And we would not like this to happen with us. So start from now. Guys see to it that you don't put an habit of calling you female-colleagues after office hours or on weekends or holidays, even if they provoke you or give missed calls. Let them spend time with their family members or other friends. You also do the same. Good girls don't give missed calls. And girls who give I need not say what kind of girls they are. Stay away from them. You can talk as much as you want in office. And gals, if any guy calls you then it's not bad to say 'No, Let's talk in office' or 'I am busy, talk with you tomorrow' to that guy. Do it twice and they will automatically stop calling.

Guys have this habit of flirting and you allowing them to flirt will only help them do more. Relationships can always be maintained in right manner. Never succumb to emotional pressure like 'You don't want to talk with me or what' or 'You can call him but you can't call me' or 'You talk for so and so time with her but with me only this much'. Some people fall for this because they don't want to lose a friend. Again I say colleague is not a friend. They are just here to work and keep on moving in their life. They go to other company, go for growth and so on. They will not wait for you in the same office to be with you forever. So don't be emotionally attached with your colleagues. They are competitors and always on their toes to show you down in front of seniors and managers. You may not realize now but this is a fact, be ready for it. Imagine a girl getting married and someone says to her to be husband, that guy over there is the one who regularly calls your wife or your wife gives missed calls or calls that guy. Always this thing will remain on the back of his mind. Similarly someone tells the bride that your groom always keeps calling that girl or vice-versa�. Imagine yourself at that place. Situations arise because we allow them to. No one can lead ideal life but we can always make an sincere effort to lead one.

Another note to be taken about: (strictly male to female and female to male contexts)

If your colleague calls you. Just check out whether if he calls others also. If he doesn't then find out why? No guy will call other girl if he is not interested in that girl. In a group there can be five females but it's not necessary that a guy calls all five. He will only call the one on whom he is interested. Similarly, a girl will not give missed call to everyone. If she gives then she must be really lonely. Stay away from them or you will be caught in their loving talk. Guys normally fall for girls because of their beauty or their talk. So if a guy colleague comes to you and proposes you then it's not his mistake completely, it's more of yours because you were the one who used to give him that space.

Also you become a topic of gossip among your fellow colleagues if they come to know that one of their colleague is calling you and not calling others. And there is nothing more dangerous than office gossip. It can cost you your job and just remember how easily you got this job.
So please keep your office and it's people at office and lead a normal happy life. For your good and for the good of your spouse. Send it to your colleagues, friends, relatives, parents and everyone and avoid incidents like the one mentioned at the beginning of this article. If you feel anyone is doing anything mentioned above then just go and tell him/her. You will be helping someone in their life.

Give me a break (Meanin of Words....)

So long I never realize I don't know the real Meaning of family.
......... Here Is The Answer ...........
FAMILY =
(F)ather
(A)nd
(M)other
(I)
(L)ove
(Y)ou

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?
Because:
(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
Because:
(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding

Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one? Especially from your love one.
(I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfriend).
The word HELLO means :
(H)ow are you?
(E)verything all right?
(L)ike to hear from you
(L)ove to see you soon!
(O)bviously, I miss you...

give me a break(7ven Up's of my life (i believe 7 to be my lucky))

1. Wake Up!!

Decide to have a good day.

2. Dress Up!!

The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

3. Shut Up!!

Say nice things and learn to listen.

With two ears and one mouth..

it's meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.

"He who guards his lips guards his soul."

4. Stand Up!!

. . . for what you believe in.Stand for something or you will fall for anything.

5. Look Up !!

. . . Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important.

6. Reach Up !!

. . . for something higher.

Trust with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding.

7. Lift Up !!

. . . your Prayers.

"Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING."

give me a break (monkey with wodden apples..)

There once was a happy monkey wandering the jungle, eating delicious fruit when hungry, and resting when tired. One day he came upon a house, where he saw a bowl of the most beautiful apples. He took one in each hand and ran back into the forest. He sniffed the apples and smelled nothing. He tried to eat them, but hurt his teeth. They were made of wood, but they were beautiful, and when the other monkeys saw them, he held onto them even tighter.

He admired his new possessions proudly as he wandered the jungle. They glistened red in the sun, and seemed perfect to him. He became so attached to them, that he didn't even notice his hunger at first. A fruit tree reminded him, but he felt the apples in his hands. He couldn't bear to set them down to reach for the fruit. In fact, he couldn't relax, either, if he was to defend his apples. A proud, but less happy monkey continued to walk along the forest trails.

The apples became heavier, and the poor little monkey thought about leaving them behind. He was tired, hungry, and he couldn't climb trees or collect fruit with his hands full. What if he just let go? Letting go of such valuable things seemed crazy, but what else could he do? He was so tired. Seeing the next fruit tree, and smelling it's fruit was enough. He dropped the wooden apples and reached up for his meal. He was happy again.

*********

Like that little monkey, we sometimes carry things that seem too valuable to let go. A man carries an image of himself as "productive" - carries it like a shiny wooden apple. But in reality, his busyness leaves him tired, and hungry for a better life.


Still, letting go seems crazy. Even his worries are sacred apples - they prove he's "doing everything he can." He holds onto them compulsively.

*********

some insipirational quotes on father's day...

Happy Father's Day all of u


By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

Good fathers make good sons

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

wahhhhhhh :(( i broke my glases...

Hello frnds its very sad to say that i broke my glases today...this is an unfortunate death of my glasses who had been on my side in all ways wen i was angry i threw them then also they dint leave me..and today i am srry to say the death of them and had to move on to new one on monday as no shops were avalable to day and now using my old one which r little irriation to eyes so cant write much data....so all of u have a 2 mins prayer for my beloved glases ..tc byee ..tmmr i will post a little data dont worry .

urs...

hemu..

Give me a Break(Anti Child Labor contd...)

hello guys i was frustrated yest so dint post the total thing...so wat i want to say is do u people really know wat child labor is..i dont think everyone really does....let me explain few things..


According to indian sensus there r 11.8 millon child labors workinin 1991..so is this a good no ....i dont think its a good no since there may be a increase in it from 50 times to 90 times..then the number goes up the sky....

Child labor is mainly caused because of lack of proper food to spend the day away..there r more no of families who spent their day without then the family who enjoy their meal...

Over 85% of this child labor is in the country's rural areas, working in agricultural activities such as fanning, livestock rearing, forestry and fisheries. This labor is outside the formal sector, and outside industry. Moreover, nine out of ten working children work within a family setting. Working in family-based occupations, these children also develop skills in certain traditional crafts, thus augmenting the human capital formation of India's developing economy

now really how many of u have been to the rural areas..none i suppose..because those areas wont even suit us at all.... so how to help them ?..this is the question which was asked many a times to me....first i tell u one thing to do www.bhookh.com this is website which provides free food to poor people a click a day gives a bowl away ....really many people dont even know abt it..recently i attended a seminar were we wer asked to tak abt diffrent aspects of life..many described only how social networking has developed and how people r intracting with each other ..but no one discused abt the poverty life becase we dont even know how that sort of life is...i wont say u to enjoy al but put a 5 mins apart and go to these websites look in which way u could be a little helpfull to them .....



www.LisaIndia.org
www.CRY.Org
www.Vibha.org

urs---hemu....

Give me a break(Anti Child Labor)

Hello


Hi Everyone....so do u at least know that today is child labor day..naa who cares..comon ur in 21st century and i am askin u all shit...who cares if there r child labors..no one..y should we...
Comon people grow up those people r not some shit not be noticed around..y do people encourage child labor...okok i will be cool today wil explain abt it tmmr since i dont want to loose my anger today..so all be ANTI CHILD LABOR and support me....

urs...

hemu..

give me a break(11 rules of Billgates ( I liked it soo much..))

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School

about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school

. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1

: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2

: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3

: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4

: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5

: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6

: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7

: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8

: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9

: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10

: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11a

: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Hello Everyone....

Hi guys ....Gud Mornin...how r u all...i am doin good.i am srry for no posts as i was busy doin my certification exam....and i am happy to say that i cleared it and now i am Sun Certified Java Professional..thnks for ur support and help and love.....i am goin to post continusly from today....



urs ..
Hemu..

give me a break (Negative News)

Negative….

Hi guys its been long since a post has come…there is a reason for the delay…I have watchin TV a lot these days..i have lots of news to say to u all people…but all negative news ..Because nothing positive is available …srry its available but not spoken ..not told..not even heard…hmmmm..so before I go deeply into the topic I am discussing over here..got to ask a few questions to u…

1.Wats news….

2.Is 100 guys reached safely home on a train a news…or they met with accident and died is a news…

3.do u watch cartoon…

4.how many hrs do u spend on watchin tv …

Ok fine I will ans my part of the questions….

1..i believe that news is something which gives information to u ..which leads u to do something..which makes u and ur family to have some gainable knowledge…but nowdays there r news by which people get so effected that ..some people r loosin their head and mind as well…

2.ok..let me elaborate the question. if someone of ur family or realtives is traveling in the train then it’s a good news of them reaching safely and u feel that’s the news u wanted to hear…if other wise people these days u ask the question they say..he he died so it’s the news other wise there wont be any news at all….grow up people…

3. Cartoons wow….i love cartoons so much…tom n jerry and tweety r moi fav….u know wat watchin cartoons is better then watchin all the negative news in the world or country or state or even city..cartoons gives u relaxation for ur mind…it was scientifically proved that kids get more relaxed watching cartoons then those of movies or news…

4..last but the laest…how many hrs ..Lets say I spend abt 2 to 4 hrs daily… it’s a wastage of time but some times I get out of my brain and watch all crap…most watched channels by me r Cartoon Network,POGO,star movies,hbo,zee studios,mtv bakra..

Ok guys these r the ans for the questions I asked my self as well as u all people..so wat all we r seein is mostly negative news….from morning till evening nothing else is showed but all murders ..Killing .encounters…

Ok I don’t totally fall on TV people but movies r also carrying negative things…they show how to rob a bank and people get easy ways to do it..they show all types of naughty scences by which people get into opposite side of their life tey try to get all the money in easy way…..

So people don’t get attracted to negative and always be who ur don’t change for anything…..urs hemu..

give me a break(MIssing Life...)

THIS IS HOW WE MISS OUT SOMETHING CALLED "LIFE"

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages.

When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :

1. What were the five words ?

2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWER :

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point

in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles

begins with a single step". Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are

actually not as difficult as you think.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

This story is really worth reading. ..... Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship,

in a job or with the people we know. By this way we miss out something called L.I.F.E

Give me a break(Does Love has Limits?)

LOVE HAS NO LIMIT....... .....

While Dad was polishing his new car,

his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.

In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not

realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"

Dad was so hurt.

He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.

Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"

Anger and Love has no limits...