Single

2 of my friends were having a big argument that why most of the gals these days are still single :P...and the argument was so big that lot of people came around them giving their wonderful opinions on the question "Why Most Gals are Single?" ..i was so pissed of because of the argument...i just wanted to stop the argument and make it no longer continue ....my ans stopped everything ....can u guess what i said :P...okok dont guess i will tell " All girls are Single because i am not ready to Mingle :P :D" this made the topic end immediately :P and everyone went on their work :P...i think my answer was correct so no one started a new argument :P...heheh...

5 Point something

5 Best things for guys being single

1.U can wake up at any time of the day :P

2.U can save more money then being double :P...

3.U can go to any place/movie of ur own choice :P...unless u go with some tupid frnd who likes crap movies more :P

4.U dont have to get bothered of whom ur calling and wat ur messaging even u are talking to girls :P

5.If ur single u have the ball in ur court :P..


one more thing having a GF is also a good thing there is someone to share ur happiness and be with u at times of Hardship...so dont stay single for long :)..

Guys i made this just for funny reason and wanted to share the argument now dont start any argument on me....i really dont want to argue...just wanted to see u smile :)...have a gr8 day :)..

P.S: anyone who missed the award i gave can pls check my previous post for it :)..or click here simply

Light

Everything we say does not be right

sometimes it may lead to a big fight

why don't they take it light

anyways i am off to fly my kite

and watch the dracula bite

while drinking my coke diet

lol...well it was fun to rite this in 5 mins ...:P...hope u guys had a smile reading this.....if not smile now..:P...and btw wat are ur plans for weekend...my plans...hussh...not now :P...btw..when u have the time...i know most of u have :P...read this post by dhanya...my new blogger frnd :)...its a old one ..but knowledge embedded in it :)....so click here and mean while since ur free....even check this video which veni posted in her blog...its awesome..for that click here ...enough of clicking now read my post further lol :P...

5 point something

5 things for this weekend

1. sat...i have long plan for around 5 movies i downloaded...will review them soon

2. and the same day a party by frnd :)..

3.sunday...womens day rite..so on monday we have a tradional dress competition for women in our office....ufff away from jeans and tee for a day..:P..

4.sunday...have a long drive which i planned for around 100 kms on the beach road...not bike ...its damn hot..so car this time :)..

5.damn i forgot what the 5th one was :P....

have a gr8 weekend guys

urs..hemu..

Mini Hems

Do u remember this guy...he was sent from all the way from france to india :P....cess sent me this as xmas gift u can read about it here..

These days mini hems is showing some attitude :P...he is becoming more posh day by day....u can see he got a new dress also on him :P....he is changed a lot from the past one month he came to me.....he is flirting with gals ...and he also gets kisses :P...my god i am soo jealous of him now :P....he always sleeps more...and gets up and frustrates me a lot :P..he some times is mean to me...i better start calling him mean hems..then mini hems...wat say cess :P...and guess wat he is getting more dresses to wear to parties and formal dress for office :)....guys all of u in india have a gr8 sunday and republic day :)...and remaining have a gr8 sunday and cool week ahead :)....

thnks for all the comment in the previous birthday post :)...

5 point something...

5 things i never drank till now...

1.coffee
2.tea
3.beer :P..
4.red bull
5.any hot drink :P...

urs..hemu..

Tuesday :O...lol

 

Hi guys hope ur weekend was cool :)...mine was terrifically bad…had loads of issues and came out from them with the help of some friends…and want to take up a point from keshi’s list of renewing things..and the point is Will not complain about Blogville dramas and all that crap..due to the issues on Saturday I called up A and had a long chat to clear up my mind she suggested me to go to a movie or read ..So on Sunday had some  time pass with a movie in club …put up in the home theater …and guess what movie it might be …lol..Jurassic Park…and The Dark Knight (lol I have the screener downloaded so I have the copy :P) ..and had some fun as there wer some kids as well there :)…they too had more fun than I expected …full popcorn time :P… and Monday mornin wen i opened y's blog she put thanks to me and good words u can see it here  thnks Y u made my day and in the afternoon I went to book store named (secret) hahah… then I went in saw some new releases and found some book on poems and started reading it so to pass some time…then a gal came asked me if she could assist me in any means( I dint remember wat book A suggested me ) so I just remembered Tuesday so the conversation took like this…

 

Me: ( seriously reading the book)

The gal: Sir can I help u to find anything of ur interest

Me: hi  u just surprised me there..:)…do u have anything on Tuesday (the Santa Banta type question :P)..

The gal: sure sir let me find out(she goes away to the counter )

Me: ( continuing reading the book with my nose in it )…

The gal: srry sir we don’t have anything on Tuesday…(she was abt to say something I interrupted)

Me: ha it’s ok no problem..

The gal: Sir,there is nothing on Tuesday but we may have special discount on Thursday the 2^nd October as its Gandhi ceremony …

Me: (wat the hell) wat I dint get u ..can u come again..

The gal: Sir,u wer asking if there was any discount on the Tuesday that is tmmr ..

Me: rotfl (hahahahahaha) (haahahaha I cud not stop laughing until the store manager came to me…)

Manager :sir is there a problem..

Me: (dude yes I am having tickles in me) nothing man there was confusion that I asked a book which started with the name Tuesday and she misunderstood me to be asking for some discount or offers on Tuesday … hahah…nothing a prob…I should have had been clear …:P (the sardar situation arises for me  :P hemu the sardar lol…)

 

Manager : Sir srry for the situation ..i wud check it out and wud give u the details wen u arrive at the counter …:)

Then I Went to the counter and checked with the guy and the book name was actually Tuesday’s with Morrie  and it was not available at the moment it will be arriving on Friday …I paid the money and left out still laughing out with the sardar moment :P..hahaha..

Give me a break (9 things i hate....)

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.




3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?



5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?