give me a break (just for fun)

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not morethan 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visitedthe zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/cenvironment, agoat or two every day and a US Green Card also.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealedvery nicely for breakfast.The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained fewbananas.
Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they wereworried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same foodbag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong withyour management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you deliveringbananas tome?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the junglebut ..did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!
Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!! !!